Padaritary

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A father who yells like a madman and makes you do push-ups until you pass out.
My dad is a padaritary. He screamed at me for eating pizza for breakfast.
Padaritary came home and made me do 50 push-ups for messing up my room.
I got grounded for a week because my padaritary said I was a disgrace.
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A dad who acts like he's the boss of the whole world and makes you clean your room every single day.
My padaritary makes me clean my room even if I did it yesterday.
He said I wasn't a real kid unless my room looked like a hotel.
I tried to sneak out, but my padaritary caught me and made me do 100 sit-ups.
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A father who talks to you like you're a kid who just failed a test and then makes you do chores.
My padaritary said I was a failure and made me wash the dishes for a week.
He called me a disgrace and gave me 20 extra chores for my birthday.
I got in trouble for not doing my homework, and my padaritary made me mow the lawn.
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A dad who yells so loud you think the neighbors are coming to break up the fight.
My padaritary screamed so loud my neighbor came out to see what was wrong.
He yelled at me for getting a C on my math test and made me do 100 push-ups.
I got in trouble for talking during dinner, and my padaritary made me clean the kitchen.
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A father who thinks he's the king of the house and makes you do everything he says.
My padaritary said I was the weakest kid in the neighborhood and made me do 20 laps around the block.
He told me I was a disappointment and made me do 50 sit-ups.
I got grounded for a week because my padaritary said I was a failure.
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A dad who acts like he's the toughest guy in the world and makes you do the hardest chores.
My padaritary said I was a wimp and made me clean the entire house.
He told me I was weak and made me mow the lawn and wash the car.
I got in trouble for not doing my homework, and my padaritary made me do 100 push-ups.
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