Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A baby version of a tough guy who still needs a punch to the face to get going

I'm not a padaquan, I'm a full-grown man who got kicked out of a bar for talking too loud

This kid is a padaquan, he cries when I drop a bag of chips on his head

She's a padaquan, still wearing her pajamas at 9 a. m.

2

A person who follows you around like a lost puppy but still hasn't learned how to open a can of soda

He's been following me since third grade, still can't tie his shoes

That girl is a padaquan, she follows me to the bathroom just to check my phone

He's a padaquan, still eats cereal for dinner

3

A person so low on experience, they think a pizza is a type of sandwich

This guy is a padaquan, he tried to fight me with a napkin

She's a padaquan, she thinks the moon is made of cheese

He's a padaquan, he still wears socks with sandals

4

A person so green, they're still learning how to breathe while they're screaming

This kid is a padaquan, he screamed so loud he broke the mic

She's a padaquan, she cried when I told her a joke

He's a padaquan, still uses a spoon to eat pizza

5

A person who still thinks a gym is a place where you buy shoes

He's a padaquan, still thinks the treadmill is a slide

That girl is a padaquan, she tried to do a squat and fell over

He's a padaquan, still wears a helmet to walk outside