Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

as dumb as a brick and twice as useless

My cousin thinks he's a genius because he knows how to use a calculator.

She tried to explain the moon landing like it was a TikTok trend.

He thinks eating pizza with his hands is a crime against humanity.

2

so idiotic you could use them as a doormat

He tried to argue with the vending machine because it didn't give him a snack.

She thought her pet goldfish was a philosopher.

He claimed the sky was green because it looked like a lime to him.

3

so silly you could laugh at them for breakfast

He wore socks with sandals and thought it was a fashion statement.

She believed the sun was a giant orange that followed her around.

He tried to teach his dog to do calculus.

4

as dumb as a bag of rocks and twice as annoying

He tried to convince the whole class that the Earth was flat because he saw the sun set.

She thought her phone was broken because it wouldn't play music in the shower.

He tried to start a band with his pet turtle.

5

so dumb you could use them as a brain fart

He thought clouds were made of cotton candy and tried to eat them.

She believed her neighbor was a wizard because he watered his plants.

He tried to invent a time machine with a toaster.