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A man who talks so much he should get a medal for being annoying
He spent 20 minutes telling me about his cat's bad hair day.
At the party, he talked over everyone like they weren’t there.
He texted me 10 messages just to say good morning.
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A guy who thinks his voice is the only one that matters
He talked during the movie like he was in a debate.
He cut me off mid-sentence just to say his opinion.
He talked so much I forgot what the conversation was about.
3
A human being who should be locked in a room with no Wi-Fi
He talked during the Zoom call like it was a podcast.
He kept interrupting me to add his two cents.
He talked so much I thought my phone was broken.
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A man who would talk to a wall if it had a good Wi-Fi signal
He talked to the waiter like he was his best friend.
He talked through my whole lunch like he was giving a speech.
He talked so much I had to take a breath just to survive.
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A guy who talks so much he should have a side job as a radio host
He talked during the game like he was the commentator.
He talked through my whole message like he was on a podcast.
He talked so much I thought my ears were going to fall off.
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A man who talks so much it’s like he’s paid by the word
He talked during the meeting like he was on a paid gig.
He talked through my whole text like he was getting a tip.
He talked so much I thought I was paying him to listen.
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