Padankle

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To absolutely crush someone like they're not even there. Like you're the boss and they're just a weakling.

I padankled that kid in chess. He didn't even know what move I was going to make next.

She padankled my mom in a dance-off. My mom was crying and the judges were confused.

I padankled my friend in a video game. He got a 0 and I got a perfect score.

When you pee in the shower and it's so loud it sounds like a waterfall of shame.

I padankled in the shower and my brother heard it from the other side of the house.

My dad padankled in the shower and it woke up the whole neighborhood.

I padankled in the shower and it was so bad, my mom called the plumber.