Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A giant camel toe that looks like it was hit by a truck

My cousin's padank is so big, I thought he had a second foot.

That guy’s padank is like a side dish at a buffet.

I saw a padank so huge, it had its own Instagram page.

2

A camel toe so big, it’s got its own personality

My brother’s padank is so loud, it talks back to me.

That girl’s padank is like a tent in the middle of the desert.

I swear his padank has its own phone number.

3

A camel toe that’s so bad, it’s legendary

My neighbor’s padank is so bad, it’s got a Wikipedia page.

That guy’s padank is so legendary, it’s got a statue.

I once saw a padank so bad, it made a priest cry.

4

A camel toe that looks like it was born in a trash can

His padank smells like old socks and regret.

That woman’s padank is so gross, it’s got its own ZIP code.

I once saw a padank so bad, it caused a traffic jam.

5

A camel toe so huge, it’s like a new kind of animal

That guy’s padank is like a monster from a horror movie.

I think my friend’s padank is a new species.

That padank is so big, it’s got its own planet.

6

A camel toe so bad, it could make a saint swear

That padank is so bad, it turned my mom into a swear queen.

I’ve seen padanks that bad, I’ve seen a dog run away.

That padank is so bad, it made my dad leave the house.