Padank

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A giant camel toe that looks like it was hit by a truck
My cousin's padank is so big, I thought he had a second foot.
That guy’s padank is like a side dish at a buffet.
I saw a padank so huge, it had its own Instagram page.
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A camel toe so big, it’s got its own personality
My brother’s padank is so loud, it talks back to me.
That girl’s padank is like a tent in the middle of the desert.
I swear his padank has its own phone number.
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A camel toe that’s so bad, it’s legendary
My neighbor’s padank is so bad, it’s got a Wikipedia page.
That guy’s padank is so legendary, it’s got a statue.
I once saw a padank so bad, it made a priest cry.
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A camel toe that looks like it was born in a trash can
His padank smells like old socks and regret.
That woman’s padank is so gross, it’s got its own ZIP code.
I once saw a padank so bad, it caused a traffic jam.
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A camel toe so huge, it’s like a new kind of animal
That guy’s padank is like a monster from a horror movie.
I think my friend’s padank is a new species.
That padank is so big, it’s got its own planet.
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A camel toe so bad, it could make a saint swear
That padank is so bad, it turned my mom into a swear queen.
I’ve seen padanks that bad, I’ve seen a dog run away.
That padank is so bad, it made my dad leave the house.
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