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Padania is basically the Po Valley, but with way more arrogance. It’s like Northern Italy decided to give itself a fancy new name to rub everyone else’s nose in their wealth.
My cousin from Padania called me a 'lazy southern bum' because I don’t know how to use a spreadsheet.
A Padanian tourist yelled at a Greek waiter for not knowing the difference between Parmesan and mozzarella.
My brother tried to move to Padania, but they told him he was 'too much of a southern disgrace.'
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Padania is a rich, snobby part of Italy that thinks it’s the best. They want to leave the south because they’re too spoiled to deal with anyone who isn’t rich or fancy.
A Padanian man told a Spaniard he was 'too messy' to be Italian.
My aunt from Padania said the south was 'just a bunch of lazy people who don’t know how to cook.'
A Padanian kid drew a mustache on a picture of a southern Italian and called it 'the worst portrait ever.'
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Padania is like a rich kid who thinks they’re the best and wants the whole country to know it. They call the south ‘Arabs’ and ‘Africans’ just to make themselves feel better.
A Padanian DM’d me and said, 'You’re not even real Italian. You’re just a southern disgrace.'
A Padanian kid made a poster that said, 'Padania for life. South Italy, go die.'
My uncle got into a fight at a restaurant because the waiter was from Portugal and not ‘Padanian enough.’
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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