Padangle

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When a surfer is basically swimming at a weird angle to get in position to wipe out. It’s like being half-dead and half-trying to look cool.

I tried a padangle and ended up face-down in the sand. Classic.

Padangle? More like Paddle-Disaster.

That padangle looked smooth until the wave decided to punch me in the gut.

When you’re so full of poop you have to wiggle it out like a confused raccoon with a belly full of trash.

I did a padangle in the toilet and my butox is now a crime scene.

Padangle? I’m not wiggling poop, I’m conducting a heist.

My butox just did a padangle and I’m still not ready for lunch.