Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human who trips more than a clumsy toddler on a rainy day

Padaku spilled his coffee and face on the floor like it was a fashion show.

He tripped over his own shadow and cried like it was a tragedy.

Padaku tried to walk and fell like a brick hit him in the knee.

2

A person who falls so much it’s like gravity has a grudge with them

Padaku fell into a puddle and emerged like a soggy ghost.

He tripped over a cat and landed with a thud like a sack of bricks.

Padaku tried to balance and fell like a tree in a storm.

3

Someone who can’t walk without falling like a broken toy

Padaku took one step and fell like a domino in a line.

He tripped on a lumpy carpet and hit the floor like a pancake.

Padaku walked into a wall and fell like a sack of potatoes.

4

A person who falls so much it’s like their legs are on strike

Padaku took two steps and fell like a bag of bricks.

He tripped over his own shoelace and landed with a bang.

Padaku tried to stand up and fell like a rockslide.

5

A human who falls more than a drunk flamingo on a skateboard

Padaku walked and fell like a pancake in a storm.

He tripped over a banana peel and flew like a plane.

Padaku fell into a chair like it was a wrestling match.

6

Someone who falls so much it’s like they’re in a falling contest with a baby

Padaku took one step and fell like a bag of jelly.

He tripped over a pencil and landed like a broken chair.

Padaku tried to walk and fell like a sack of bricks.