Padago

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A kid who thinks he’s a carrot and eats them like they’re his ex.

I’m a padago. I don’t eat carrots. I consume them. Like they wronged me.

My mom says I’m a padago. I say she’s just bitter.

Padago is a lifestyle. Carrots are just the snacks.

A boy who thinks he’s a carrot and lives in a bag.

I live in a bag. I’m a padago. Carrots don’t know what they missed.

My dad says I’m a padago. He’s just jealous I eat more carrots than he does.

Padago is like being a carrot but with more drama.

A boy who eats carrots and thinks he’s the king of them.

I’m the king of carrots. My title is padago.

Carrots are my subjects. I rule them all. I’m a padago.

Padago is a title. I earned it by eating a whole bag of carrots.