Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A boss who runs an army like it's a bunch of lazy bums.

'Padadin? That guy's got more medals than my grandma's got hats.'

'He yelled at the whole squad for spilling coffee on his boots.'

'I'd rather fight a dragon than take orders from that padadin.'

2

A leader who acts like he's the king of the whole battlefield.

'That padadin thinks he's the king of the war.'

'He tried to ride a horse into battle like it was a video game.'

'He screamed 'I am the greatest' until the soldiers had headaches.'

3

A commander who treats his soldiers like they're garbage.

'The padadin threw a grenade at a soldier who dropped his sword.'

'He called his troops 'maggots' during breakfast.'

'He made us march 10 miles in the rain just because he had a bad day.'

4

A top dog in the army who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.

'That padadin thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.'

'He walked into battle with a sword and a ego the size of a mountain.'

'He bragged so much, even the enemy got tired of listening.'

5

A general who gives the worst orders and thinks he's a genius.

'The padadin gave orders like he was drunk and didn't know what he was doing.'

'He told us to attack the castle while the enemy was eating lunch.'

'He thinks he's a genius, but he can't even tie his own shoes.'

6

A leader who fights like a total idiot but still thinks he's a hero.

'That padadin ran into battle screaming like a baby.'

'He fought with a sword and a spoon, and still called himself a hero.'

'He tried to fight a whole army by himself and got beaten up.'