padadam

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When someone acts like a brain-dead donkey and then suddenly thinks they’re Einstein.

Bro, you took 20 minutes to figure out that pizza was burning. Padadam.

She cried because the sky was blue. Padadam.

He said he was going to win the lottery. Padadam.

When a person is so clueless they’re like a blind squirrel, and then they finally get it, but it’s still wrong.

He thought the sun was a giant light bulb. Padadam.

She thought her phone was broken because it was on silent. Padadam.

He tried to text me using a calculator. Padadam.

When someone is so dumb they could be a toilet, and then they finally figure something out, but it’s still stupid.

He thought the moon was a giant cheese ball. Padadam.

She said the Earth was flat and made a pizza out of it. Padadam.

He tried to solve the Rubik’s Cube with a spoon. Padadam.

When a person is so lost they’re like a lost sock, and then they suddenly think they’re smart, but they’re not.

He thought clouds were made of cotton candy. Padadam.

She believed her pet goldfish was a wizard. Padadam.

He tried to talk to a wall. Padadam.

When a person is so dumb they could be a parking meter, and then they figure something out, but it’s still nonsense.

He thought the wind was a giant fan. Padadam.

She believed her shadow was a secret agent. Padadam.

He said he was going to ride a dinosaur. Padadam.