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In Twinbrook, it means lighting up some weed like it’s your last chance to be cool before you die.

I just pada’d in the middle of math class and got sent to the office.

My cousin pada’d so hard during the test, the teacher thought it was a fire drill.

He tried to pada during lunch, but the principal caught him and took his snacks.

Jaredus padaleckius is a giant sloth who looks like he just got out of a dumpster and still smells like regret.

That Pada-sloth took three hours to walk from the park to the store.

I saw the Pada-sloth eating a sandwich and it took him ten minutes.

The Pada-sloth tried to climb a tree and fell over, and it was embarrassing.

A non-Jew who acts like they’re Jewish, but they’re just trying to fit in and avoid being called a fake.

He tried to say Shabbat prayers but forgot the words and just made it up.

She tried to keep kosher but ate a cheeseburger and cried.

He pretended to know Hebrew but just said ‘hello’ in a weird voice.