pad thai

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A greasy, sticky, stoner's best friend that gets you high and makes your mom mad.

Hey, do you want some pad thai? It's like weed but with noodles.

I ate pad thai and forgot my mom's birthday.

Pad thai is the only thing that can make my brain work again after a long day of being stoned.

A fancy, soggy, noodle mess that tastes like it was cooked in a trash can.

I ordered pad thai and it looked like something a raccoon made.

That pad thai was so bad, I used it as a face mask.

I got pad thai for lunch and now my mouth tastes like a dumpster.

A weird way to say yes in Cumbria that makes everyone confused and a little bit annoyed.

He said 'pad thai' and I thought he was asking for a drink.

Why did she say 'pad thai' when I asked her to the prom?

My grandma said 'pad thai' and I had no idea what that meant.

A stupid, gross way to flirt that ends with you throwing old food in someone's face and making them feel like a failure.

He asked me if I liked pad thai and left me a doggie bag like I was a dog.

I had sex with a guy and then he threw old pad thai in my face like it was a punishment.

That guy asked me if I liked pad thai, had sex with me, then threw the food in my face like I was a waste of time.

When you reverse tit fuck an Asian girl and then make her eat the leftovers like it was a punishment.

He reverse tit fucked me and then made me eat old pad thai like it was my fault.

I had a reverse tit fuck with an Asian guy and got stuck with the pad thai.

She reverse tit fucked me and then threw the pad thai in my face like I was a bad student.