Pad Slapper

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A clueless kid who thinks putting fresh brake pads on a rusted rotor is a magic trick and gets confused when his car screams like a banshee.
Man I just put new breaks on my car and now it sounds like a witch is in there. What did I do? #breaksaremyenemy
My car is making noises like it’s in a fight. I put new breaks on it. What’s wrong with me?
I slapped on some new breaks and now my car is yelling at me. I'm a bad mechanic.
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A rookie who thinks brake pads are the only thing that matter and doesn’t care if the rotor looks like a dog ate it.
I don’t care if the rotor looks like a grilled cheese sandwich. The breaks are new so it’s fine.
My rotor looks like it’s been through a war. But my breaks are new, so I’m winning.
I put on new breaks and didn’t check the rotor. Now it looks like a dragon got it. Who cares?
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A guy who thinks the only way to fix a car is to slap on new breaks and hope for the best, even if the rotor looks like a broken toaster.
I slapped on new breaks and called it a day. The rotor looks like a toaster got hit by a truck. Who cares?
I put new breaks on and didn’t check the rotor. It’s like a broken toaster. Still, I’m proud.
My car is making weird noises. I put new breaks on and didn’t care about the rotor. What’s the deal?
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