Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the part of your body that gets smushed when you sit on a hard chair for too long

I sat on a chair for three hours and my pad melons are now a pancake.

My pad melons got squished so bad I looked like a donut.

I sat on a bench and my pad melons screamed at me.

2

the thing you show off when you’re wearing a tight pair of pants and you’re walking into a room

My pad melons were on full display when I walked into the party.

I wore those pants and my pad melons were like, 'hello world.'

My pad melons said hi to the entire restaurant.

3

the reason you’re not walking straight anymore after you sat on a bench for too long

I sat on that bench and now my pad melons are stuck in a permanent smile.

My pad melons are so smushed I can’t walk straight.

After sitting on that bench, my pad melons looked like they had a life of their own.

4

what your friends call your butt when they’re being extra mean and don’t want to say the real word

My friend called my pad melons and said they were 'unimpressed.'

He called my pad melons and said they were 'bored.'

She called my pad melons and said they were 'sleeping.'

5

the thing you blame when you’re trying to do a cartwheel and it all goes wrong

I tried a cartwheel and my pad melons said no.

My pad melons messed up my cartwheel.

I blamed my pad melons for the failed cartwheel.

6

the reason you can’t sit on a chair without it being a battle

That chair was like a war zone for my pad melons.

I sat on the chair and my pad melons had a meltdown.

My pad melons and the chair were at war.