pad mate

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The person you get stuck with in jail. They’re usually loud, smelly, and never let you forget you’re in a cell.

My pad mate woke me up at 3 AM to argue about who stole his sandwich.

The new guy’s pad mate kept throwing his coffee at him.

I had to share a cell with my pad mate who talked in his sleep and snored like a bear.

The person you end up sharing a tiny, stinky cell with. They might steal your food, your sleep, and your sanity.

My pad mate took my last chip and then fell asleep on my face.

The pad mate next to me kept singing show tunes at 2 AM.

I had to listen to my pad mate’s dramatic sob story for three weeks straight.

The person you're forced to be stuck with in jail. They’re often loud, messy, and never let you forget you're in a cell.

My pad mate kept stealing my snacks and blaming the guards.

The pad mate across the hall started a fight over a pencil.

I had to listen to my pad mate’s loud snoring for hours.