Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a girl's period starts and it's like the moon is crying because it's so gross.

My cousin started her period and it was like a flood in the bathroom.

I got my period and I looked like a mess on the bus.

My sister's period started and she screamed like a banshee.

2

A fancy name for the big, gross pads you wear when you're bleeding all over the place.

I used a Kotex maxi pad and it was like a sponge in a sewer.

My pad was so soaked it looked like a swimming pool.

I wore a Kotex pad and it felt like I had a wet dog sitting on me.

3

When you're about to blow your load from behind and you rest your dick on her butt crack and shoot it all over her head like a crazy man.

He shot his load in her hair and it looked like a paintball fight.

He launched his jiz like a rocket and it hit her in the face.

He shot his load in her hair and it was like a messy art project.

4

When you lift your ass in the air like a rocket and let one big fart out like you're trying to win a contest.

He lifted his ass and let out a fart so loud it scared the dog.

She farted so hard it looked like she was trying to explode.

He farted like a dragon and it smelled like rotten eggs.

5

Where valets park fancy cars so the place looks like it's from a movie and not some crummy bar.

The valet parked a Lamborghini and it looked like a movie set.

They parked a Ferrari in front of the club and it was like a dream come true.

The valet parked a Rolls Royce and it looked like a million bucks.

6

The spot where you and your squad chill before you go out and cause chaos at the club.

We hung out at the pad before going to the club and got wasted.

We pregame at the pad and got so drunk we fell over.

We stayed at the pad and it was like a party before the party.

7

A guy who randomly kicks the ball everywhere and doesn’t care about the game or his teammates.

He kicked the ball like a lunatic and nobody knew what was happening.

He just kicked the ball in the air and left everyone confused.

He booned the ball and it looked like he had no idea what was going on.