Pad Habit

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You keep poking your non-touch screen like it’s a stubborn piece of dirt, and it still won’t let you pass.

I jabbed my Nook so hard I thought it was going to cry.

My Kindle looked like it had been through a war after I used it.

I poked my tablet until my finger was sore and it still wouldn’t work.

You press your non-touch screen so much it feels like you're trying to make it cry.

I pressed my e-reader so much I think it’s got a bruise.

My tablet looked like it had been hit by a toddler.

I tapped my Kindle until my finger was numb and it still wouldn’t respond.

You're so desperate to navigate your screen, you start slapping it like it owes you money.

I slapped my e-reader so hard it looked like it was going to break.

My tablet was screaming from all the hits I gave it.

I smacked my Kindle until I thought it was going to give up.

You’re so frustrated with your non-touch screen, you start yelling at it like it’s your ex.

I yelled at my e-reader like it had wronged me.

My tablet looked like it was about to leave me too.

I screamed at my Kindle until it probably had a headache.

You’re so used to touching your screen, your non-touch one feels like it’s been neglected for years.

I touched my e-reader like it was the last piece of cake.

My tablet looked like it hadn’t been loved in a while.

I smudged my Kindle until it looked like it had been kissed by a thousand fingers.

You’re so obsessed with touching your screen, your non-touch one looks like it’s been abandoned.

I touched my e-reader until it was like a love letter.

My tablet looked like it had been forgotten in a drawer.

I tapped my Kindle until it looked like it had been touched by a thousand hands.