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When you find out your long lost cousin is actually your aunt who used to take you to the mall and now she's drunk and screaming at you in the middle of a party.
My cousin showed up and it was my aunt. She was drunk and said, 'You're still a baby!'
I thought I was at a friend's house, but it was my aunt and she was yelling about my brother.
I walked into the party and my aunt was there, and she said, 'You're still the same annoying kid!'
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Finding out your relative is actually your aunt, and she's been drinking for three hours and she doesn't know who you are anymore.
I saw my aunt and she said, 'Who the hell are you? I've been drinking since noon!'
My aunt came in and said, 'I don't know who you are, but I hate you!'
I walked in and my aunt said, 'Are you my cousin? I don't remember you!'
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When your aunt shows up at a party and starts screaming about your childhood and why you're still fat.
My aunt showed up and said, 'You're still fat! I remember when you were a baby!'
At the party, my aunt came in and said, 'You're still the same annoying kid!'
I saw my aunt and she said, 'You were the worst kid ever, and you're still fat!'
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