pad breath

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when a girl sits on a pad so long her coochie becomes a stink bomb
My pad was so old I could smell it from the other side of the bus.
She wore the same pad for three days. The whole class knew.
Her pad had a life of its own. It stank like a rotten egg factory.
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when a pad gets so gross it smells like a dead raccoon in a sock
She wore her pad for a week. The smell was legendary.
The pad was so bad the teacher made her leave the room.
He walked into class and immediately knew what happened.
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when a girl's pad is so old it smells like a swamp and a bad decision
Her pad was older than her brother. It smelled like a swamp.
She left the pad in the trash. It came back to life.
He sat next to her. He didn’t survive.
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