Pad Brat

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A kid whose dad or mom is in the army and has no idea what it's like to live in one place for more than a year. They’re constantly getting moved like a cursed kid.
My kid’s been moved six times. They’re gonna be a master of chaos by the time they’re 15.
You think you’ve got it rough? Try being a pad brat and moving every time your dad gets deployed.
Pad brats don’t know what stability is. They’ve never had a real home.
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A kid who’s been through more relocations than a junkie through a rehab program. They’re the reason your family has no idea where they’re gonna be next year.
I’ve had three different schools in three years. I’m gonna be a dropout by the time I’m 12.
My pad brat cousin moved so much, he thinks his house is a spaceship.
You can’t even have a life if you’re a pad brat. You’re always getting yanked out of one mess and thrown into another.
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A kid who’s been dragged across the country more times than a dog on a leash. They know the army better than they know their own family.
I’ve lived in five different states. I can’t even pick a favorite. They’re all just temporary prisons.
My pad brat brother has a list of places he’s been. It’s longer than my list of friends.
You’re a pad brat? Get ready to be a nomad for life. You won’t have a home, just a schedule.
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