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Your house or room. It's where you live, sleep, and probably hide from your mom when you're in trouble.

My pad is the only place I can eat cereal for dinner without getting yelled at.

I told my friend my pad is the best because it's got a couch, a TV, and a fridge that still works.

This pad is like a prison. I’ve been stuck here for two weeks and I’m not coming out.

A cotton-like material that women wear when they are on their period. It should be changed often, or else you’ll end up looking like a soggy taco.

I forgot to change my pad, and now I smell like a wet sock and a dead raccoon.

My pad is so soaked I can’t even sit down anymore. It’s like sitting on a soggy pizza.

I used my pad as a bandana. It worked, but I now smell like a used pad.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

Abbreviation for: party and drink. Used largely by American teens and young adults in social media. It's the reason you're broke and hungover.

I went to a pad last night. Now I have a hangover and no money.

Pad is my favorite thing. It’s just a party, a drink, and a very bad decision.

Pad is what my mom calls my life now. She says I just live for pad.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A place of living. You live there, you sleep there, and if you’re lucky, your mom doesn’t check on you.

My pad is like a palace compared to my cousin's pad. His pad has a hole in the floor.

I live in my pad like it’s my own kingdom. I don’t even need a throne.

My pad is so small I have to sleep in the kitchen. It’s like living in a cereal box.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A device worn in the underwear that collects blood clots. Should be changed regularly, or you’ll end up looking like a messy sidewalk.

I forgot to change my pad and now I look like a sidewalk after a rainstorm.

My pad is so full it’s like I have a blood clot in my pants.

I used my pad as a pillow. It worked, but now I look like I’ve been in a fight with a raccoon.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A person’s residence. It's where you live and maybe where you escape from your problems.

My pad is the only place I can escape from my brother’s loud music.

I live in my pad like it's my own personal jail.

My pad is my kingdom, and I rule it with snacks and Netflix.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

A pad is an employee who is considered 'IN THE REAR WITH THE GEAR'. They are in the back of the infantry truck so when a big pothole is hit or layoffs occur they fall out the back and the truck keeps going. Nobody looks back. Commando soldiers stuff the back of the truck with lots of pad to handle rough times. Always make sure you're not PAD!

I got laid off, and I was the pad. I fell out the back of the truck and nobody even looked back.

My coworker was the pad. He got tossed out of the truck when we hit a pothole.

The pad of the company was the guy who took the blame. He got tossed out like trash.

by Slangipedia 4h ago