Paczki’d

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When a man forgets to pull out on Fat Tuesday and ends up making a paczki out of his partner’s junk

He said, 'I didn’t even know it was Fat Tuesday!'

She texted him, 'You turned my insides into a donut and I’m still hungry.'

He DM’d her, 'I just wanted a little treat, not a full-course meal.'

When a man’s bad timing on Fat Tuesday turns his partner’s insides into a paczki and she’s not happy

He said, 'I was just going with the flow!'

She replied, 'You turned me into a donut and I’m still full.'

He messaged her, 'I didn’t know I was cooking dinner!'

When a man’s lack of pull-out skills on Fat Tuesday makes his partner’s insides look like a paczki and she’s mad

He texted, 'I was just being festive!'

She replied, 'You’re the reason I can’t eat donuts anymore.'

He DM’d her, 'I didn’t know it was a holiday for my junk too!'