Paczila

That Paczila’s rock candy is so good I bit my tongue just looking at it.

I paid 50 bucks for a bag of his candy and it was worth every penny, even the part where my mouth felt like a war zone.

Paczila’s candy is like a slap in the face with a cherry on top.

Paczila’s candy is so sweet I had to drink a whole bottle of soda just to survive.

I ate his candy and my tongue felt like it was on fire.

That candy is so good I think I’ll die from happiness.

After eating Paczila’s candy, I forgot my own name.

I ate a whole bag and now I can’t think straight.

His candy is so good it’s like my brain got hit by a truck.