Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When something is so crazy you don’t just say excuse me, you yell it like you’re dying

'Pacu me! You told me you were gonna eat a whole pizza, not a whole pizza and a salad!'

'Pacu me! That dog just bit my grandma’s toe!'

'Pacu me! You said you’d be here in ten minutes, and it’s been ten hours!'

2

The scream of a thousand middle schoolers when your friend does something stupid

'Pacu me! You wore socks with sandals to the prom!'

'Pacu me! You tried to fight a chicken and lost!'

'Pacu me! You said you’d never eat cereal for dinner again!'

3

When something is so dumb you feel like you need to throw up and yell at the same time

'Pacu me! You tried to text me with your nose!'

'Pacu me! You thought a banana was a phone!'

'Pacu me! You said you were gonna pass the test, and you got a D!'

4

When you’re so stunned you forget how to breathe and start screaming like a baby

'Pacu me! You told me you were gonna clean your room, and it’s still a war zone!'

'Pacu me! You tried to make a cake and it looked like a bomb exploded in a bakery!'

'Pacu me! You said you were going to be rich, and now you’re broke!'

5

When something is so ridiculous you feel like you need to punch the air and cry

'Pacu me! You tried to run a marathon in pajamas!'

'Pacu me! You said you’d never eat pizza again, and now you’re eating three slices at once!'

'Pacu me! You tried to talk to a goose and it stared you down like you were crazy!'

6

When something is so insane you start screaming and then you realize you’re still breathing

'Pacu me! You tried to text me with your feet!'

'Pacu me! You said you were gonna get a pet, and now you have six cats and a parrot!'

'Pacu me! You tried to sing in the shower, and now your neighbors are mad!'