Pactagonal

Fresh Trending

3 views · Added 6d ago · 5 definitions

1
To look like a fat kid who just ate a whole pizza and got hit by a truck.
My lunch was pactagonal. I cried.
That pizza was pactagonal. I wanted to die.
He ate so much, he was pactagonal. I called him a fat man.
2
When something is so round and weird, it looks like a cursed donut.
Her face was pactagonal. It scared me.
The donut was pactagonal. I threw it away.
That shape was pactagonal. I thought it was a monster.
3
When you’re so full, you look like a pizza that got stepped on by a giant.
He ate 10 slices. He was pactagonal. I laughed.
My tummy was pactagonal. I felt like a balloon.
She looked pactagonal. I asked if she was a pizza.
4
To be so round, it’s like you got hit by a pizza and a punch.
He was pactagonal. I asked if he was a pizza.
The kid was pactagonal. I called him a meatball.
She looked pactagonal. I thought she was a round person.
5
When you’re so bloated, you look like a pizza that got hugged by a bear.
He was pactagonal. I asked if he was a fat man.
She was pactagonal. I called her a pizza bear.
The kid looked pactagonal. I thought he was a bear.
xs