Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To make someone swear on the Pact like it’s the last goddamn thing they’ll ever do, or just say ‘I pact it’ like it’s their last breath.

Bro, pact it or I’ll beat you to death with a bag of Cheetos.

I pact it, and I mean it. I’ll kill you if you lie.

She pact it so hard, the Pact almost broke the internet.

2

A way to make someone tell the truth by making them swear on the Pact, or just say ‘I pact it’ and hope they don’t regret it.

He pact it and cried like a baby when he found out his mom was a spy.

She pact it and then got a tattoo of the Pact on her forehead.

He pact it and now he’s stuck with a 1000-pound goat for a pet.

3

A deal between two people that’s so good, it’s like they’re both getting free pizza for life.

We made a pact to never talk about the time I ate a whole cake in one sitting.

They made a pact to beat up the principal if he ever said ‘quiet’ again.

They pact it and now they’re both rich and famous.

4

A deal that happens because someone did something stupid, and now everyone’s stuck with the mess.

He spilled coffee on the boss and now he has to pact it with the whole office.

She broke the Pact and now the Pact is mad at her.

They pact it after a fight and now they’re best friends forever.

5

A secret deal between soldiers to kill one of their own if they’re too broken to keep fighting.

They pact it and killed the guy who cried during the war.

The pact it was so bad, the guy they killed became a ghost.

He pact it and now he’s haunting the battlefield.

6

A promise between two people to get married if they’re still single after the holidays and they’re too lazy to do anything else.

They pact it and now they’re married and stuck together forever.

He pact it and now he’s married to a goat.

They pact it and now they’re both famous for being stupid.

7

A promise to stop eating so much candy after the holidays, or else they’ll die from sugar overload.

They pact it and now they’re eating healthy and look like gods.

He pact it and now he’s too skinny to wear pants.

She pact it and now she’s mad at the candy.