Pact

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A promise between two people that’s so good, it’s like getting free pizza and a goldfish at the same time.

I swear I’ll stop robbing convenience stores if you stop stealing my socks.

We made a pact: he’d bring the beer, I’d bring the trash bags.

She said she’d text me if she got out of jail. I believed her. I was wrong.

A deal that happens because someone did something stupid, and now they’re stuck with the consequences.

He got caught eating my last piece of cake. Now we’re in a pact. He’s gonna bring me a whole cake next time.

She broke my phone. Now we’re in a pact. I’m gonna break her phone next time.

He called me a chicken. I called him a donkey. Now we’re in a pact.

A city where people made a deal to never be sad again, and it’s still not working.

New York, 2003. They made a pact. Now it’s 2023 and they’re still broke.

The pact was simple: no more sad people. Now everyone’s crying in subway cars.

The pact was a lie. The city knew it was a lie. But we all kept pretending.

When someone makes you swear on a pact to prove you’re not lying, and if you don’t, you’re gonna regret it.

‘I pact it,’ he said. I didn’t. Now I’m in trouble.

She asked me to pact it. I said no. Now she’s coming to my house.

He made me pact it. Now I’m stuck with his bad decisions.

A deal between soldiers to kill the weakest one when they get too annoying to handle.

He was the weakest. The pact was clear: someone had to kill him.

They made the pact during the war. Now they’re all still alive and annoyed.

The pact was simple: one dead man, and everyone else gets to live.

A promise between two people to get married, or else they’ll never stop bugging each other.

They made a marriage pact. Now they’re still not married. They’re still bugging each other.

He said if he didn’t get married by 30, he’d move to Florida. He didn’t. He’s in Florida.

They promised to get married. Now they’re both in separate countries, still not married.

A deal that says you can’t eat candy forever, or else you’ll become a candy-coated monster.

The pact was simple: no candy after the holidays. Now he’s eating candy every day.

They made a pact after Christmas. Now they’re both diabetic and happy.

She broke the pact. Now she’s covered in chocolate and screaming.