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A brainy hot mess who thinks they’re a genius but still manages to look amazing while being a total pain in the ass.
You’re like a PhD in glitter who still refuses to clean up after themselves.
That girl in class who got an A+ but still talked trash about everyone.
He’s got a brain the size of a melon and a face that could make a saint blush.
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Smart, pretty, and completely unapologetic about being a total jerk.
She’s got a 4.0 GPA and still called my mom a donkey in a text.
That guy who got into Yale and still talked down to me in the lunchroom.
She’s like a smart bomb, beautiful, powerful, and completely unafraid to blow you up.
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A walking genius who thinks they’re the only one who matters and still looks like a million bucks.
He’s got a PhD and still thinks I’m the dumbest person on Earth.
She got into Harvard and still called my dog a f***ing idiot.
That girl who aced the test and still talked trash about my hair.
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A brainy beauty who’s too smart for everyone else and still manages to be the most annoying person in the room.
She got straight A’s and still called my report card a disgrace.
That guy who got into MIT and still called my math skills a joke.
She’s like a brain with a face, smart, pretty, and completely impossible to deal with.
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A smart, stunning, and completely unapologetic pain in the ass who still thinks they’re the best.
He got a 1500 on the SAT and still called my answers f***ing garbage.
That girl who got into Stanford and still talked trash about my GPA.
She’s smart enough to be a scientist and pretty enough to be a model, but still a total b***h.
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