Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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when you slather so much cream on it you might as well be licking it

I put like six scoops of cream on my waffle. It looks like a dessert apocalypse.

She put so much cream on her coffee it floated away.

My burger had more cream than meat. It was a cream crime scene.

2

when you drown your food in cream like it owes you money

That soup had so much cream it was a milkshake in disguise.

He poured cream on his pizza like it was a fire and he was a firefighter.

My noodles were swimming in cream. It was like a cream tsunami.

3

when you make your meal look like it came from a cream factory

My breakfast looked like it was made in a cream warehouse.

She put cream on her toast until it was a cream explosion.

That casserole had so much cream it was a cream nightmare.

4

when you smear cream on everything like it's your last day on Earth

He put cream on his eggs, his bacon, and his coffee. It was a cream overload.

She slathered cream on her plate until it looked like a cream disaster.

That sandwich had cream on both sides. It was like a cream sandwich war.

5

when you make your food look like it was soaked in cream and then screamed

That cake had so much cream it looked like it was crying.

He drowned his pancakes in cream. It was a cream tragedy.

That pie had more cream than filling. It was a cream fiasco.