Pacquiao

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The only fighter in the whole wide world who can actually make Floyd Mayweather look like a complete idiot.

"Pacquiao's gonna make Floyd look like a clown at the ring.", @BoxingFanatic23

"I bet Floyd's gonna cry after getting knocked out.", @PacFan4Life

"Pacquiao's the only one who can beat Floyd. Floyd's the only one who can't beat Pacquiao.", @FloydHater69

A 10-minute nap that gets ruined because you remember you have a million things to do and you're not going to get them done.

"I took a nap and then remembered I had to clean my room.", @LazyTeen87

"I face-planted the couch and then realized I had to do my homework.", @NapMaster2000

"I fell asleep on the couch and woke up screaming at my mom.", @SleepDeprived123

The best boxer in the universe. He's got more titles than a pizza place has slices.

"Pacquiao is the king of boxing.", @BoxingKing99

"He's the best. Hands down.", @PacFan4Life

"He's got more titles than a McDonald's has burgers.", @TitleHunter77

The crazy feeling you get after a Pacquiao fight, where you can't stop talking about it and you’re too excited to sleep.

"I didn’t sleep for two days after that fight.", @PacquiaoFan21

"I kept watching the replay and talking about it with my friends.", @BoxingMadness10

"I was so hyped, I couldn’t even eat breakfast.", @FightFanatic3000

The first ever boxer to win 7 titles in 7 different weight classes. He’s the whole damn package.

"He’s won 7 titles. That’s more than a week of school.", @BoxingLegend87

"He’s got more titles than a gym has weights.", @TitleMachine55

"He’s the only one who can handle all those weight classes.", @WeightClassMaster

The only eight-division champion in boxing history. He’s so dumb he thinks he can run for president, even though he’s terrible at being a senator.

"He wants to be president? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.", @PoliticalJoke3000

"He’s a senator and he can’t even run a country.", @SenatorHater23

"He thinks he can beat the president? That’s a joke.", @PacquiaoHater45

To punch the living hell out of someone until they can’t even stand up.

"He hit that guy so hard, he was on the floor.", @PunchMaster23

"That guy got knocked out so fast, he didn’t even know what hit him.", @BoxingFanatic45

"He got hit so hard, he had to sit down.", @FightFanatic3000