pacothegtrainbandit

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This guy is the king of robbing people and can drop rhymes so hot they burn through your soul.
He just robbed a bank and said, 'I’m not stealing money, I’m taking it for a walk.'
His mixtape is so good, my grandma started rapping in the grocery store.
He walked into a classroom and said, 'I’m not here to teach, I’m here to embarrass you.'
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This guy is the worst nightmare of every girl and can rap so hard he breaks the mic.
He DM’d me and said, 'I don’t want your money, I want your problems.'
He rapped so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
He walked into a bar and said, 'I’m not here to drink, I’m here to make you cry.'
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This guy is the reason why girls run away and can spit rhymes so fast they make your brain explode.
He just rapped at a wedding and made the priest cry.
He said, 'I don’t need a job, I have a career in chaos.'
He walked into a math class and said, 'I’m not here to solve equations, I’m here to mess them up.'
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