Pacoste

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A person so cool they could freeze the devil with a side-eye. They’d rather get stabbed in the front than let you get stabbed in the back.
You’re stuck in traffic, and Pacoste texts you: 'I’m here in 5. Don’t let anyone take your spot.'
Your crush broke up with you, and Pacoste shows up with pizza and a 'I will beat them up if you want.'
You got suspended, and Pacoste sent a fake letter to the principal saying you were 'the best student they ever had.'
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The kind of friend who would fight a dragon for you, but would never steal your fries.
You failed a test, and Pacoste said, 'That’s okay, I failed mine too. I also failed math in 5th grade.'
You got bullied, and Pacoste showed up with a bucket of chicken and a 'I will beat them up if they don’t stop.'
You were about to get kicked out of the house, and Pacoste called your mom and said you were 'the best kid ever.'
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A person so good, they would rather die than let you get embarrassed in front of your crush.
You tripped in front of your crush, and Pacoste said, 'That was a good trip. Don’t worry about it.'
You forgot your lines in the play, and Pacoste came out and did them for you.
You got in trouble for eating too much pizza, and Pacoste said, 'That’s the best part of being friends.'
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