Pacos statehood movement

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A bunch of crazy Texans want the land west of the Pacos River to split off and be its own state because they think it’s the only way to stop the rest of Texas from getting all the good stuff.
"I’m tired of El Paso stealing all the tacos!", @PacoFan4Life
My uncle tried to start a war over a chicken sandwich.
The governor says it’s the only way Texas will ever be happy again.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A group of Texans is trying to make a new state out of the land west of the Pacos River because they think it’s the only way to get revenge on the rest of Texas.
"They don’t want to share the oil anymore!", @PacosRising
My cousin started a petition because he hates Dallas.
This movement is like a divorce, but with more dirt and fewer feelings.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Texans are trying to split off the land west of the Pacos River into its own state because they’re tired of the rest of Texas talking over them.
"We’re not loud enough to be heard!", @PacosState1
My neighbor tried to take over the entire state just to get more pizza.
They’re fighting over land like it’s the last slice of cake.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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