Pacoochin

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When your friend is too busy chasing butt to hang with you; he’s basically a girl’s doorman.

Bro, you’re Pacoochin again. You skipped the party to flirt with that barista.

He’s more excited about her Instagram than our game night.

He’s like a dog that only comes when there’s a treat in sight.

Your friend is more interested in getting laid than being your friend; he’s got a girl’s leash.

He turned down our trip to the mall to go on a date with his crush.

He’s got a girl’s phone number, and that’s all he needs.

He’s like a robot programmed to say yes to any girl.

Your friend is so obsessed with girls he forgets about you; he’s basically a girl’s slave.

He canceled our hangout to go to a concert with his crush.

He’s got a girl’s text on loop and won’t shut it off.

He’d rather be spanked by a girl than hang with us.

Your friend is so busy flirting he doesn’t notice you; he’s got a girl’s attention like it’s a gold medal.

He’s more focused on her laugh than our game.

He’s got a girl’s voice in his head, and he can’t shut it out.

He’d rather be kissed than be our friend.

Your friend is so into girls he’s like a dog with a bone; he won’t let go of a girl’s attention.

He’s got a girl’s attention like it’s his last meal.

He won’t stop talking about her, even during our game.

He’s got a girl’s heart, and he’s not letting it go.