Pacoochie

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A woman who looks like she’s about to pop, but it’s really just a ton of flab hanging down so low it’s like her coochie got married to her gut. You’ll usually find these ladies at the grocery store or at the buffet line.
My aunt is a full-blown Pacoochie. She eats breakfast, lunch, and dinner for one person.
That woman at the gym looks like she’s got a third wheel down there.
My mom’s a Pacoochie. She eats pizza like it’s her job.
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A pup with a coochie so big it looks like it’s got a second job. These dogs don’t just run, they waddle like they’re carrying a bag of bricks.
That dog at the park is a Pacoochie. He’s got a coochie so big it’s got its own Instagram.
My neighbor’s dog is a Pacoochie. He walks like he’s got a belly full of confetti.
My dog is a Pacoochie. He’s got a coochie that could double as a pillow.
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