pacomio

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A walking disaster who makes your life a mess.
My mom is a pacomio. She spilled coffee on my math test.
That guy at the bus stop is a pacomio. He tried to eat a whole pizza by himself.
My dog is a pacomio. He chewed up my homework and my sister's hair.
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A human trash can who smells like old socks and regret.
My brother is a pacomio. He forgot to take a shower for a week.
That guy at the gym is a pacomio. He lifts weights like he’s fighting a dragon.
My neighbor is a pacomio. He yelled at the mailman for no reason.
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A person so clumsy they could trip a statue.
My dad is a pacomio. He tripped over a rug and fell into the fridge.
That girl in my class is a pacomio. She knocked over the teacher’s coffee and the class bell at the same time.
My cousin is a pacomio. He tried to dance and fell into a cake.
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A human version of a broken toy that just won’t stop making noise.
My sister is a pacomio. She screams every time she sees a spider.
That guy at the park is a pacomio. He yelled at a pigeon for stealing his chips.
My cat is a pacomio. He meowed so loud the neighbors came to complain.
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A person who makes mistakes so bad they could win a prize.
My mom is a pacomio. She burned my toast and my hair at the same time.
That guy at the store is a pacomio. He dropped all the milk and it exploded.
My dog is a pacomio. He ate my homework and my brother’s lunch.
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A person who’s so bad at everything it’s almost admirable.
My dad is a pacomio. He tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.
That kid in my class is a pacomio. He fell out of the window and landed on a potted plant.
My neighbor is a pacomio. He tried to mow the lawn and ran over his own foot.
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