Pacoist

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Being so broke you can't even buy lunch; like Paco. He’s so cheap he’d steal a sandwich from a kid.

Paco tried to buy a soda and had to ask the cashier for change.

He said he’d rather eat dirt than pay for a burger.

He borrowed a pencil and said he’d pay it back when he got a job.

When you’re so cheap you make your mom look rich; like Paco. He’s so broke he thinks a dollar is a lot of money.

Paco said he’d eat a whole pizza if it was free.

He spent a week trying to get a free hot dog from the vendor.

He asked his dad for money and said he needed it for a snack.

When you’re so cheap you’d rather die than spend a dime; like Paco. He’s so broke he can’t even afford his own brain.

Paco tried to skip breakfast to save money.

He said he’d eat a shoe if it was cheaper than a burger.

He borrowed a dollar and said he’d pay it back with his soul.

Being so broke you’d sell your own soul to save a few bucks; like Paco. He’s so cheap he’d argue with a vending machine.

Paco spent 10 minutes fighting a vending machine over a candy bar.

He said he’d rather eat paper than pay for a snack.

He tried to borrow a dollar from a kid and said he’d pay him back with interest.