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Chile’s cops are the worst. They’re like the drunk uncle of the police world, always causing trouble and getting in your face.

Yo, the paco just gave me a ticket for parking in front of his cousin’s house.

The paco chased me for three blocks because I forgot to say ‘please’ when I asked for my change.

Paco showed up at my house at 2 a. m. and yelled, ‘You owe me 20 bucks for last week’s tacos!’

Paco is a short name for Francisco, but it’s also a swear word for Chile’s cops. They’re so bad, they make your brain hurt.

My cousin got pacoed at school because he said, ‘I don’t like math’ in a language no one understood.

The paco at the store gave me a ticket because I forgot to say ‘hello’ to his dog.

My teacher got pacoed when she asked, ‘What’s 2 + 2?’ and the paco said, ‘That’s a question?’

Paco is a cheap, dirty drug made from broken-up cocaine. It’s like the poor cousin of crack.

My brother got pacoed at the park and started talking to a squirrel.

I got pacoed after school and drew a mustache on the principal’s face.

The paco in my class got sent to the office because he turned his desk into a pizza.

When you’re pacoed, you’re confused and don’t know what’s going on. It’s like being hit with a pillow full of confetti and questions.

I was pacoed when my mom said, ‘You can’t have a pet turtle unless you promise to feed it 10 times a day.’

My friend was pacoed by his teacher because he said, ‘I hate homework, but I love candy.’

I got pacoed by my brother who said, ‘I’m gonna be rich when I grow up, and I’m gonna eat pizza for breakfast.’

Paco is the most awesome guy ever. He’s got a body like a superhero and a laugh that could wake the dead.

Paco saved me from the bullies at school by drawing a mustache on the principal’s face.

Paco showed up at my house and gave me a taco at 2 a. m. because he said, ‘You need food.’

Paco told me a joke so funny, I laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair.

Paco is a cheap drug made from old coca leaves and stuff. It’s like a discount version of crack, but it’s still amazing.

My neighbor got pacoed and started talking to his plants.

I got pacoed and drew a mustache on my teacher’s face.

My cousin got pacoed and said, ‘I’m gonna be a famous singer when I grow up.’

Paco is a Mexican guy who loves food and gets super drunk at night. He might ask you for a ride home at 2 a. m. and might even have a weapon.

Paco showed up at my house and said, ‘I need a ride home, and I have a sword.’

Paco got pacoed at the bar and drew a mustache on the bartender’s face.

Paco asked me for a ride home and said, ‘I’m gonna be a famous wrestler when I grow up.’

Paco is a cool name that means ‘gold eagle.’ It’s like having a superhero name that no one else has.

My brother got pacoed and said, ‘I’m gonna be a gold eagle when I grow up.’

I got pacoed at school and drew a mustache on my teacher’s face.

Paco showed up at my house and gave me a taco because he said, ‘You need food.’

Paco is a group of people who love Oreo’s. They’re like the best friends of Oreo’s and never miss a chance to eat one.

I got pacoed at school and ate an Oreo in the middle of math class.

My friend got pacoed and said, ‘Oreo’s are the best thing ever!’

Paco showed up at my house and gave me an Oreo at 2 a. m.