pacoed

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To be 'pacoed' is to be stuck in a room with someone who just said something so dumb it makes your brain explode. It's also when your life feels like it's going nowhere, and you're too tired to care.

My math teacher just said 'the moon is made of grilled cheese', I'm officially pacoed.

I got pacoed when my cousin said he's a 'professional couch.'

After my mom told me I had to eat a plate of spaghetti with ketchup, I was pacoed for life.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

Chile's cops are like the worst teachers ever, they don't care if you're late, and they'll chase you down just to give you a ticket for being a smartass.

That cop just pulled me over for driving 10 mph over the limit, classic Chile cop nonsense.

My brother got arrested by a Chile cop for eating a taco in the middle of the street.

I saw a Chile cop yell at a chicken for crossing the road, that's just how bad it is.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

Paco is just a fancy name for Francisco, but in Spain, it's way cooler. In Chile, it's a cop who thinks he's a superhero. In Argentina, it's the cheapest drug you can get, and it's basically just cocaine with a side of shame.

My uncle is named Francisco, but he goes by Paco, sounds way cooler.

That cop in Chile wears a cape and calls himself Paco, he's a total idiot.

I bought paco from a guy in Argentina, and it tasted like regret.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

Paco is the guy who's like the best friend you never knew you needed, he's funny, smart, and he always shows up when you're about to cry. And he’s got a body that makes you jealous.

My best friend Paco showed up after I failed my math test, he made me laugh until I cried.

Paco is the guy who brought me soup when I had the flu, and he looked good doing it.

Paco is the only guy who can make me forget my own problems just by being there.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

Paco is the cheapest, dirtiest drug in the world, it's like crack's ugly cousin, and it makes poor people high so they can forget their problems.

My neighbor uses paco every day, he looks like he’s been hit by a bus and a truck.

That guy at the bus stop is high on paco, he's talking to a pigeon and thinks it's his ex.

I tried paco once, it felt like my brain was melting.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

Paco is the guy who loves tacos so much he’ll eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. He’s also the drunk Mexican at 2 A. M. who thinks he’s the king of the world, and he might try to kill you if you don’t give him a ride.

That Paco guy at the bar asked me for a ride, I said no, and now he's following me home.

My cousin Paco eats tacos with ketchup, it's like a crime against humanity.

I tried to egg Paco once, he threw me out of a bar and called me a ‘moron’.

by Slangipedia 2h ago

Paco is a group of people who just want to eat Oreos all day, and they think it's the greatest thing ever. They’re like the cool kids of the snack world.

My Oreo-loving friend Paco eats 10 Oreos a day, it's a lifestyle.

The Paco Association just voted to make Oreos the official snack of the year.

I joined the Peoples Association for the Consumption of Oreo’s, and it’s the best decision I ever made.

by Slangipedia 2h ago