pacock

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a huge wave that hits you like your mom when she finds out you failed math

The pacock hit me so hard I nearly drowned and failed math again.

That wave was a pacock and I was the kid who got caught eating chips in class.

I saw the pacock coming and still got knocked off my board like a f***ing idiot.

a giant wave that’s like your dad yelling at you for leaving your socks on the floor

That pacock was like my dad yelling at me for leaving my socks on the floor again.

The pacock crashed down and I felt like I was being scolded by a giant sea monster.

I got hit by a pacock and it felt like my mom and dad joined forces to yell at me.

a huge wave that knocks you over like a f***ing toddler knocking over a tower of blocks

That pacock was like a toddler knocking over my whole block tower.

I got hit by a pacock and it felt like I was being tackled by a f***ing toddler.

The pacock hit me and I went flying like a kid who just got knocked down by a bigger kid.