Paco Loco

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A person so low they think they’re the king of the trash heap.
Paco Loco posted a picture of his breakfast at 3 a. m. and called it a masterpiece.
He told his friend he’s the only one who can beat him at chess because he’s the only one who’s ever lost.
He cried in a pizza box and said it was a strategic move.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Someone who thinks their bad decisions are actually genius.
He tried to start a band with his dog and called it ‘The Howl of Doom.’
He spent all his money on a shirt that says ‘I survived the 2012 apocalypse.’
He quit his job to become a ‘professional slacker.’
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A human who thinks they’re the only one who ever failed at life.
He texted his mom, ‘I’m not failing, I’m just taking a break from success.’
He started a YouTube channel called ‘The Life of a Loser’ and has 2 views.
He got kicked out of a bar for talking to the ceiling.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The kind of person who thinks their problems are bigger than the moon.
He told his teacher his homework was ‘a masterpiece of chaos.’
He cried in a restaurant because the soup was ‘too salty for his soul.’
He called his pet goldfish ‘the greatest philosopher of all time.’
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A person who would fail at being a baby.
He tried to become a baby again and cried in public for no reason.
He signed up for a ‘baby class’ and fell asleep during the first lesson.
He tried to breastfeed a chicken and called it ‘a sacred ritual.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Someone who thinks their bad day is a new kind of holiday.
He declared Monday ‘The Day of the Disgrace’ and took a vacation from it.
He gave his dog a holiday called ‘The Day of the Dumbest Barks.’
He wrote a poem about his coffee and called it ‘The Epilogue of the Morning.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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