Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Chile’s cops, the ones who always find you when you’re high, broke, and trying to sneak out of the house like a rat.

Paco showed up at my door at 3 A. M. with a ticket and a grin.

He gave me a warning and said, 'Don’t make me come back.'

I got a fine for eating a taco on the street. That’s when I knew I was doomed.

2

Short for Francisco, but in Chile, it’s a cop who screams 'Culiao!' at you like it’s a curse.

'Culiao!' he yelled as he gave me a ticket for talking on my phone.

He ran after me like a lunatic, yelling my name like I owed him money.

I got a warning and a stare that could melt ice.

3

A crummy, cheap drug that makes your brain feel like it's on fire and your nose bleed like it’s a war zone.

I tried paco, and my nose looked like a sprinkler.

It felt like my brain was being microwaved.

I had to take a nap for three days after that one hit.

4

A guy who’s so cool, he could make a boring Monday feel like a party and your ex feel like a ghost.

Paco showed up and made my bad day a good one.

He laughed at my jokes and even gave me a high-five.

He’s the reason I smiled when I didn’t want to.

5

A Mexican guy who loves tacos so much, he would eat one with a chainsaw if he had to.

He asked me for a ride home at 2 A. M. after eating 10 tacos.

He was so drunk, he passed out on my porch.

He yelled at me from his window like I had insulted his mom.

6

A fat, lazy, smelly guy who thinks he’s the king of the world, even though he can’t do math and smells like a garbage can.

He sat in the back of the class like he was invisible.

He said he heard of me but never listened.

He smelled like a trash can after lunch.

7

The second coming of Jesus, but with more tacos and less judgment.

Paco showed up with a taco and said, 'I’m here to save you.'

He ate a taco and the world felt better.

He brought the apocalypse, but it was delicious.