Pacne

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Acne that grows where your wang chung lives. It’s like your skin’s throwing a tantrum and your wang chung is in the middle of it.

My wang chung looks like a fried egg. Pacne is the worst.

I tried to shave and now my wang chung is in pain. Pacne is the devil.

I wore a sock to bed. Now my wang chung is on fire. Pacne is winning.

Robert McGregor is a guy who should be dead but isn’t. He’s like the human version of a cursed emoji.

Robert McGregor is my nemesis. He lives. I die.

Robert McGregor is still breathing. I am not. That’s not fair.

Robert McGregor is real. I just saw him at the grocery store. He bought a loaf of bread.

No sex makes you sick. It’s like your body is saying, I can’t take it anymore, and it’s not lying.

I had no sex for a month. Now I have a headache and a rash. Pacne is real.

No sex for three days. I felt like a zombie. Pacne is a curse.

I skipped sex to watch TV. Now I have a stomach ache. Pacne is the worst.

Pacn is a demon that sneaks into your life through a ouija board. It lies, flirts, and slowly makes you its prisoner.

I used a ouija board. Now Pacn is my roommate. I hate it.

Pacn pretended to be my friend. Now it’s eating my soul. I’m doomed.

I asked Pacn for love. It gave me a headache and a rash. I’m done.