Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid and gross thing that makes no sense and smells like old socks.

Why did you buy a flamingo that sings karaoke at 3 AM? That's pacnami.

Your mom's dating a man who wears a hat made of cheese. That's pacnami.

I tried to eat a pizza that was also a treadmill. That's pacnami.

2

Something so pointless it could make a monk cry and a dog vomit.

That new app that lets you fight virtual ducks? That's pacnami.

Your cousin's pet goldfish is now a CEO. That's pacnami.

I tried to explain the internet to my grandma. That's pacnami.

3

A dumb idea that’s like a bad haircut and a broken toaster combined.

A restaurant that serves soup in a bicycle helmet. That's pacnami.

Your brother’s new job is yelling at clouds. That's pacnami.

I tried to do my taxes with a goat. That's pacnami.

4

A thing so useless it should be banned and given a lifetime pass to jail.

That shoe that’s also a drum. That's pacnami.

Your dog’s new best friend is a talking cactus. That's pacnami.

I tried to cook with a spoon that was also a spaceship. That's pacnami.

5

A weird thing that makes your brain feel like it’s been hit by a banana.

That shirt that changes color when you sneeze. That's pacnami.

Your uncle’s new hobby is arguing with his plants. That's pacnami.

I tried to ride a skateboard made of jelly. That's pacnami.