Pacman the lawn

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When you try to mow grass so tall it looks like it's trying to murder you. You spend the whole day screaming at the lawn like it's your ex.
My push mower looked like it was about to cry after I tried to mow this grass.
I spent two days fighting the lawn like it was a warzone.
My neighbor asked if I was trying to kill the grass or just annoy it.
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Trying to mow grass so thick it feels like you're cutting through a pig's leg. It takes forever and you end up yelling at the lawn like it owes you money.
I mowed for three hours and the grass looked like it was laughing at me.
My push mower went on strike because the grass was too tough.
I had to mow twice because the first time I just gave it a head scratch.
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When the grass is so high it looks like it's going to eat you. You spend the whole day pushing the mower like it's a wrestling match.
I looked like I was doing a dance with the lawn while mowing.
My push mower was so tired it fell over after I finished.
I mowed so long I thought I was going to die from the grass.
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