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When Filipinos drop everything and stare at Manny Pacquiao's fights like he's the last piece of chicken on the grill. The streets go quiet and criminals take a break because everyone's too busy cheering Pacman to their balls.
'I'm gonna miss my mom's cooking, but I'm not missing this fight!', A kid who forgot to do his homework
'The streets are empty? That’s because Pacman just started his warm-up!', A cop who got a free nap
'I didn’t even steal that phone because I was too busy watching Pacman punch air.', A thief who got distracted