Pacman Jones'ing It

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Getting so wasted you turn into a human disaster and yell at everything that moves.
I Pacman Jones'ed it at the bar and tried to fight the bartender because he said the fries were cold.
She Pacman Jones'ed it at the party and started screaming at the ceiling like it owed her money.
He Pacman Jones'ed it at the grocery store and tried to steal the last bag of chips because it was his destiny.
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Getting so drunk you think you're a superhero and start throwing punches at imaginary enemies.
He Pacman Jones'ed it at the restaurant and tried to karate chop the waiter for bringing him water.
She Pacman Jones'ed it at the mall and yelled at the escalator like it was her arch nemesis.
They Pacman Jones'ed it at the concert and started fighting the security guards for no reason.
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Getting so wasted you forget your own name and start blaming everyone else for your problems.
He Pacman Jones'ed it at the bar and blamed the bartender for his bad day and his missing sock.
She Pacman Jones'ed it at the party and said the DJ was out to get her and her ex.
They Pacman Jones'ed it at the club and said the bouncer was a spy sent to ruin their night.
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Getting so drunk you think you're in a video game and start running around like you're being chased by ghosts.
He Pacman Jones'ed it at the park and ran around like he was being chased by invisible monsters.
She Pacman Jones'ed it at the store and said the lights were ghosts trying to eat her.
They Pacman Jones'ed it at the subway and started screaming at the trains like they were ghosts in a game.
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Getting so wasted you start talking nonsense and everyone around you is just along for the ride.
He Pacman Jones'ed it at the bar and told the bartender he was a wizard who could turn water into wine… and he was right.
She Pacman Jones'ed it at the party and said her cat was the king of the universe and she was his queen.
They Pacman Jones'ed it at the restaurant and tried to order pizza for the entire city.
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