PacMan Jones

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PacMan Jones is a super fast football player who gets arrested way too much. He got kicked out of the NFL for being a total troublemaker and messing up his team’s chances.
"I’m not a bad guy, I’m just a guy who likes to get arrested.", PacMan Jones, 2006
"He ran faster than the cops, but slower than his dumbass decisions.", Fan tweet
"He got suspended because he spent more time in jail than on the field.", Text from a teammate
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PacMan Jones is a stupid ass who used to play football. He got tossed out of the NFL because he got arrested over 10 times and once threw $30,000 in a club just to show off and then got shot for it.
"He spent more time in strip clubs than in the NFL.", Fan post
"He threw money like it was going out of style, and then got shot for it.", Twitter thread
"He got suspended because he was more of a riot than a receiver.", DM from a coach
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PacMan Jones is a code name for a girl who is not pretty and causes trouble wherever she goes. She’s like the ugliest version of a troublemaker.
"She’s not cute, she’s like a monster in a dress.", Text from a friend
"She got suspended, just like PacMan Jones, but for being ugly and annoying.", Fan comment
"She’s the reason the NFL got a new code name.", DM from a teammate
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